Pneumatic. Also I'm not shit.
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hey guys I know its the middle of the night and im currently robbing you but I just heard a spooky noise in your kitchen and now im scared… can I sleep in here with you guys?
If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish
U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive
*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*
what is it called when u kill a friend
Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”
*gets hot partner*
we all know what they’re saying
My teacher takes these pics of me n uploads to Facebook
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
you are the hot sauce to my chicken wings
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