Pneumatic. Also I'm not shit.
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world’s okayest friend
”Plaza says her dream is to do a real middle-of-the-road romantic comedy, specifically one with Ryan Gosling, who once approached her in a juice bar to tell her he loves Parks and Recreation. “I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate—sorry, I’m pitching a movie to you.” She’s not sorry. She keeps pitching. “And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’” She’s cracking up. “Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” — NEW YORK MAGAZINE
they’re all coming over from the gulf coast edge of Texas. We’ve had them in Galveston for a while.
reblogging for the excellent gif usage.
its not safe to wear a yes badge in Glasgow tonight, someone has been stabbed and there are literal fascists flooding our streets. the English defence league and orange order are in George square giving nazi salutes and burning Scottish flags. this is what it’s come to a day after the vote, a day after a no vote happening. stay safe all of you.
calling out slut shaming hells yes
I need to Reblog this twice for good measure
Oh, Garfield, you hate Mondays?
Well fuck you. You’re a cat. There is no good reason for you to hate Mondays. You just lay around and eat lasagna and hang out with a stupid dog. If I had your life, I would be happy all the goddamn time. Even fucking Mondays.
if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?
Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter
””“5 book trilogy”“”“
im not like other teenagers, im 51
for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment
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the american school system
shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
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