Pneumatic. Also I'm not shit.

21st September 2014

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big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

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21st September 2014

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”Plaza says her dream is to do a real ­middle-of-the-road romantic comedy, ­specifically one with Ryan Gosling, who once approached her in a juice bar to tell her he loves Parks and ­Recreation. “I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate—sorry, I’m pitching a movie to you.” She’s not sorry. She keeps pitching. “And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’” She’s cracking up. “Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” — NEW YORK MAGAZINE

”Plaza says her dream is to do a real ­middle-of-the-road romantic comedy, ­specifically one with Ryan Gosling, who once approached her in a juice bar to tell her he loves Parks and ­Recreation. “I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate—sorry, I’m pitching a movie to you.” She’s not sorry. She keeps pitching. “And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’” She’s cracking up. “Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” — NEW YORK MAGAZINE

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21st September 2014

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lord-josh-of-sealand:

sandracl13:

indigoneversleeps:

crazyfilipino:

Florida

reblogging for the excellent gif usage.

they’re all coming over from the gulf coast edge of Texas. We’ve had them in Galveston for a while.

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21st September 2014

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gooftroopin:

its not safe to wear a yes badge in Glasgow tonight, someone has been stabbed and there are literal fascists flooding our streets. the English defence league and orange order are in George square giving nazi salutes and burning Scottish flags. this is what it’s come to a day after the vote, a day after a no vote happening. stay safe all of you.

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21st September 2014

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peace-love-and-ashleigh:

madeyegirl:

owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes

I need to Reblog this twice for good measure

peace-love-and-ashleigh:

madeyegirl:

owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes

I need to Reblog this twice for good measure

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21st September 2014

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Fuck Garfield.

hudlion:

Oh, Garfield, you hate Mondays?

Well fuck you. You’re a cat. There is no good reason for you to hate Mondays. You just lay around and eat lasagna and hang out with a stupid dog. If I had your life, I would be happy all the goddamn time. Even fucking Mondays.

21st September 2014

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21st September 2014

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21st September 2014

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sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

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21st September 2014

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21st September 2014

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officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51

21st September 2014

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religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

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barackobotm:

the american school system 

image

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heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

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